Where are the legs?

So the other day I stopped by the mall to get a new bra and had to bring my little Ethan along with me. Lucky Kellin was still at school and Ethan is fortunately young enough to not really notice much when I change in front of him. Anyways, we were standing in line to pay and I look over and notice that Ethan is pulling the skirt up on one of the mannequins. Oh no, I thought, maybe I shouldn't have brought him bra shopping with me after all! Trying to play it cool, I asked him what he was doing and he replied, "looking for her legs. Where are they?" I breathed a sigh of relief and was actually pretty impressed with him that he noticed that this mannequin didn't have any legs. After all, where else would one look for legs anyways?? He's such smart little guy :)